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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 532
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12718) - you deserved it (32519)

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