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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26628) - you deserved it (2263)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by smoothies14 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

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On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, I went to online to find out why my midterm grade is for my least favorite class Psychology. After weeks upon weeks of studying and doing work for a class I hate I found out that I have a zero in the class. Turns out I've been going to the wrong psychology class all semester. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by absentminded (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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