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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About breakingbad : Just a person.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35739) - you deserved it (4457)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13604) - you deserved it (34079)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States



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