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braydin72
  • Town/Country : Conway, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1972 (41 years)
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Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18327) - you deserved it (4919)

On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 1:22am - health - by muffin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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