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by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by Hanna / 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by dahs / 04/03/2011 at 7:27am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Natalie / 04/01/2011 at 2:16pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Johntheladdo / 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by HotAsTits / 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
by emm / 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Keith walk / 02/12/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, after writing an exam, going to the gym, cramming, and then an eight our shift as a barista,… Today, I walked into a restaurant and caught my Dad having lunch with his other daughter. Not only… Today, I decided to take the train to go to a summer camp a few cities away. I waited. And waited.…