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by sofargone420 / 07/29/2011 at 10:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
by ladytyy / 07/27/2011 at 7:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
by Roode / 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
by kringr / 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Brie / 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm / United States / Animals
by fmyhabit / 04/15/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by Jill / 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML
by RedFace / 04/05/2011 at 10:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…