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by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 1:46am / United States / Love
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
by :,< / 09/17/2012 at 1:16pm / United States / Animals
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Sir Vom-a-lot / 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Judy69 / 04/07/2012 at 3:04am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Mark Allan / 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by LukeSkywalker / 12/23/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by lalala / 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by bathtime / 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…