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by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 1:46am / United States / Love
Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML
by :,< / 09/17/2012 at 1:16pm / United States / Animals
by kalikanna / 07/07/2012 at 2:10am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by Sir Vom-a-lot / 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Judy69 / 04/07/2012 at 3:04am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Mark Allan / 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by nickthetank / 12/31/2011 at 4:21am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy
by LukeSkywalker / 12/23/2011 at 11:38am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by lalala / 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
by Jean / 12/22/2011 at 3:09am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by bathtime / 12/20/2011 at 11:32pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
- Today, I was sexting my boyfriend so when I went to pick him up from work I put some cute lingerie… Today, marks the third week after getting my braces, and yet I still can't eat any solid foods. My… Today, my boyfriend made a day trip see me at my university. My roommate wasn't there so we decided…