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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1300
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About brainymes : I aim to one day travel the world, experiencing as much of foreign culture as I possibly can, volunteering my skill set however I am able.

If you want to know more, feel free to message me! I'm always looking to meet new people. Otherwise, thanks for stopping by my profile!

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Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31936) - you deserved it (2452)

On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML


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