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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 794
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About brainymes : Hi, my name's Mason. I'm 17 and live in Missouri, USA. If you wanna talk, feel free to message me.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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brainymes's favorite FMLs

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML


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  • Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So, we're sorry for not churning out another Best of the Worst in due…

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