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About brainymes : Hey, it's Mason. I'm a 17 year old from the U.S.
I aim to one day travel the world, experiencing as much of foreign culture as I possibly can, volunteering my skill set however I am able.
Um.. not sure what else to say here, haha! Honestly, if you want to know more, feel free to message me! I'm always looking to meet new people. Otherwise, have a fantastic day!
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Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Friday 28 August 2015