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About brainymes : Hey, it's Mason. I'm a 16 year old from the U.S.
I love to bike, read, draw (although I'm terrible), and help out in the community however I can, among many other things.
I aim to one day travel the world, experiencing as much of foreign culture as I possibly can, volunteering my skill set however I am able.
I value trust and friendship above all else.
Um.. not sure what else to say here, haha! Honestly, if you want to know more, feel free to message me! I'm always looking to meet new people. Otherwise, have a fantastic day!
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Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Friday 22 May 2015