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About brainymes : Hi, my name's Mason. I'm 17 and live in Missouri, USA. If you wanna talk, feel free to message me.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Monday 1 September 2014