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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About brainymes : Hey, it's Mason. I'm a 17 year old from the U.S.

I aim to one day travel the world, experiencing as much of foreign culture as I possibly can, volunteering my skill set however I am able.

Um.. not sure what else to say here, haha! Honestly, if you want to know more, feel free to message me! I'm always looking to meet new people. Otherwise, have a fantastic day!

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Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31244) - you deserved it (2399)

On 04/30/2015 at 1:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Limavady)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34586) - you deserved it (6700)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML


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