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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About brainymes : Hey, it's Mason. I'm 16 and live in the United States. If you wanna talk, feel free to message me.

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Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48) - you deserved it (17)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML

Today, my great-grandmother uttered the phrase, "Just because I'm gray up here, doesn't mean I'm gray down there!" FML


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