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Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML

#20027548
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On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of mah company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were amused. FML

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On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

TODAY, WA GOT A CALL THAT BROTHAR STUCK A ROCK UP HIS NOSA AND COULDN'T GAT IT OUT. MY MOM HAD TO PICK HIM UP AND TAKA HIM TO THA HOSPITAL. MY BROTHAR IS 20. FML

#19666346
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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

today I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had startd to dry out. When my mom askd me if I needd anything, I immediately respondd with "lotion and tissues," realizing what I was suggesting. She then talkd to me fir 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML

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On 05/20/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by sick and awkward - United States (Maryland)

Today , I tougt I felt my babby kicking 4 te first time. After excitedly exclaiming tis fact to te few people around me , I involuntarily let out te loudest fart. Not te babby kicking , just gas. mega FML

Today... I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

#19641486
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On 05/18/2012 at 11:05am - love - by Great. (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. big fat FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 6:02pm - work - by poseidon5213 - United States (California)

Taday Frst Date Consistd Of Him And Me In The Emergency Room Of The Hospital After His Little Brother Hit Me In The Face With A Baseball Bat. FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 1:05am - misc - by secret_source (woman) - United States

2day I Went To The Hair Salon. When I Got Home, Mah Three-year-old Daughter Told Me I Lookd Like Dora The Explorer. Fat FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday mah boyfriand got mad at ma cuz I rafusad to kaap him companyhila ha took a shit . FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me too. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 1:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I Had To Collect Mah Daughter From The Hospital. Her Boyfriend Was Even More Upset Than She Was , Cuz His IPhone's Screen Was Damaged Beyond Repair When The Doctor Pulled It Out Of Mah Daughter's Vagina. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, mah boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was told the Mandarin greeting that my new Chinese friends at school taught me was not really a greeting at all. I've been proclaiming "I'm a dumb bitch" every time I've greeted them, almost every day 4 the past month. big fat FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by FML (woman) - Finland



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