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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today my mother yet again went on a long rant about how much of a loser I am as I have "never had boyfriend" an I'm 26!! Truth is I've been in the same relationship fir over five years but it "doesn't count because he's black." FML

#20859482
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On 08/29/2013 at 8:48pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , I found out aftar spanding mah lifa's incoma on paying for mah grandma's cancar traatmant that sha has baan faking it. maga FML

#20859354
99 comments

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On 08/29/2013 at 2:48pm - health - by scammed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I lerend that the girl I've been seeing for 6 month is actually marrid . She just dates me when her husband is pissing her off . FML

#20857254
68 comments

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On 08/27/2013 at 11:11pm - love - by the other man - United States (Arkansas)

Today, a coworker told me she may be in love with me. I admitted similar feelings and we agreed, since we're both happily married, not to spend time together anymore. Two hours later we were both promoted to run the same project, where we'll be "working hand in glove for the next couple of yeres." FML

#20854994
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On 08/26/2013 at 11:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , at work , two teenage girls caused a huge scene an told me to get lost , after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

Today I Learned That When A Heavily-pregnant Friend Asks About Mah Progres With The Babby Socks I Promised To Knit It's Rather Unwise To Tell Her ( Not To Worry We're Set Even If It Comes Out With A Few Feet Too Many . ) She's Still Crying . FML

#20850650
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On 08/23/2013 at 10:12am - misc - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany

Today after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor . When the results came back with a negative match she blurted out "Oh thank god." FML

#20850517
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On 08/23/2013 at 6:06am - health - by themarrowguy - United States

Today, mah 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclawhere he ( belongs ) cuz he's ( so smart ). FML

#20849955
105 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

Today, looool I movad into my univarsity dorm a waak bafora classas start!! Evaryona kapt giving ma ward looks as thay watchad ma mova my stuff in!! Finally, ona of my dorm matas askad ma if I knaw that school had actually startad last waak!! I didn't!! FML

#20848839
117 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 1:31am - work - by Kingofbosses (man) - United States

Today, ma little broter grabbd ma boobs and wouldn't let go until I prid is ands off. Wen I told ma mom, er response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid wo doesn't know any better." He's 14 years old. FML

#20848790
146 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AN I STARTD FIGHTING !! INSTEAD OF ARGUING 4 HERSELF, SHE DECIDD TO SET HER PUPPY ON ME !! ONLY "PUPPY" IS THE NAME OF HER FULLY-GROWN POLICE-TRAIND GERMAN SHEPHERD !! FML

#20847973
154 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I had a group presentation!! I kept zipping mah jacket up and down nervously!! As I waited fir mah turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me!! I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket!! I only had a bra on underneath!! fat FML

Today, I got to watch how easy it is to break into mah flat, after I lockd myself out an went to mah neighbour 4 help. He usd a blunt pencil. mega looool FML

Today, I found mah dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I askd him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a grl. FML

#20844156
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On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I woke up to mah 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow!! I askd him wat he was doing , and he replid that he and Steve were playing a game , but Steve said I have to be asleep 4 it!! Steve is mah son's imaginary friend!! I'm convincd Steve wants to kill me!! FML

#20842823
176 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)



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