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by sammieshortcake / 09/14/2013 at 11:30am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/13/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
by whyme / 09/12/2013 at 10:44am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, one of my employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they are in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML
by icanteven / 09/11/2013 at 9:12pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by ugh Buck! / 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm / United States / Animals
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
by AnonymousLoser / 09/11/2013 at 5:30am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my sister, who knows I'm severely afraid of heights, got me tickets to sky dive for my birthday. When I reminded her of my fear, she stated that she forgot and should just keep them for herself and her boyfriend. My mom agreed. FML
by PartTimePrincess / 09/10/2013 at 10:56am / United States / Money
Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
by heyhijello / 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by brycepetrillo / 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…