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brackaman

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3154
  • Number of comments : 359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About brackaman : I am the most normal person you will ever meet. *twitch twitch*

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brackaman's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20494) - you deserved it (48386)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20494) - you deserved it (48386)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20494) - you deserved it (48386)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

#4674126
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20494) - you deserved it (48386)

On 08/20/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

#2842632
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23741) - you deserved it (76300)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:47pm - love - by Paco4242 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

#877965
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70239) - you deserved it (11995)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52528) - you deserved it (9753)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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