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Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by bpruitt95 (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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