bpruitt95

Search for a member

Offline (the 01/15/2015 at 6:08pm)

bpruitt95

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 74
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

bpruitt95's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of bpruitt95's badges

bpruitt95's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML

by Anonymous / 12/31/2012 at 3:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

by bpruitt95 / 12/31/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous