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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…