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Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (26207) - you deserved it (10386)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, having turned 18, I was eager to show my mother some of the clothes I'd like to purchase with my birthday money. I flipped my laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echoed through my kitchen. FML

#16074880 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (3778) - you deserved it (18325)

On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML

#15631458 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (22460) - you deserved it (4956)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Mozambique (Maputo)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (28544) - you deserved it (5097)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

#14847206 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (6889) - you deserved it (15047)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (19038) - you deserved it (12764)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)