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boxbrandon11
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3041
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boxbrandon11 : In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life: it goes on
Rest in Paradise Cody Badalato you will always be in my heart❤

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boxbrandon11's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7494) - you deserved it (64284)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22576) - you deserved it (42576)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51828) - you deserved it (3617)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34470) - you deserved it (3488)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (7665)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34978) - you deserved it (16647)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML

#18354691
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24203) - you deserved it (2355)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:38am - kids - by Annon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52764) - you deserved it (3836)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14135) - you deserved it (44045)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45760) - you deserved it (20459)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML

#18038155
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27689) - you deserved it (3099)

On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41722) - you deserved it (3265)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49901) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML

#17685496
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34246) - you deserved it (5270)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States



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