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Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)
Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 6:38am - kids - by Annon - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm - misc - by honeybadger123 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada
Today, I was just about to sit down to watch my favorite TV show when my dog jumped over the back of my couch, landed on my head and tried to jump through the window. I now have concussion and a window to replace, all because of a bird. FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 11:35am - animals - by Mr.P - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved
Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)
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