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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2088
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About boxbrandon11 : In three words I can sum up everything Ive learned about life: it goes on
Rest in Paradise Cody Badalato you will always be in my heart❤

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Taday an old guy approachad ma and askad if I had avar saan an alaphant withhita aars. I shook my haad. Ha than pullad tha pockat out of his short andhippad out his sax nosa. FML

#19926709
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33581) - you deserved it (4219)

On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On mah eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

#19758610
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22861) - you deserved it (4221)

On 06/09/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by donnap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24856) - you deserved it (10272)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46357) - you deserved it (8880)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

TODAY, I PUTTD MY IRONING BOARD AWAY IN THE BATHROOM . AFTER CLOSING THE DOOR, I HEARD A LOUD NOISE . THE BOARD HAD OPEND UP WHILE FALLING OVER, TAKING UP THE WIDTH OF THE ROOM . I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR . FML

#19533059
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (3275) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was hanging out with some of mah friendshen I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into mah arm. I don't knowhat is more disturbing: the fact that this ishat mah friends do fir fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

#19532931
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20866) - you deserved it (4031)

On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband announcd that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook an clean fir himhile he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38655) - you deserved it (2889)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today I found out mah fiancé has been cheating on me for the past month . The lady he has been seeing is a choreographer that was teaching him how to dance salsa for our wedding rehearsal . real FML

#19509327
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29623) - you deserved it (2159)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:20am - love - by Gennifer - United States (New Jersey)

Today , my grlfriend draggd me along to one of er family's paintball matces. Her fater is a former marine , an ates my guts. He kept going well out of is way to unt me down an pump as many rounds into me as possible witout causing a scene. FML

#19503572
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (3509)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by fuck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah friend was waiting outside the storehile I bought a newspaper . Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off . I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us . FML

#19502364
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17519) - you deserved it (22417)

On 04/20/2012 at 6:55pm - health - by burr415 (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

today mah dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells lyk pee. FML

#19082292
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26834) - you deserved it (2478)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't knowhat the hell was going on in mah head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (24917)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I trid to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (6179)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)



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