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boverboots
  • Town/Country : adelaide, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 May 2000 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 234
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About boverboots : hi! (: I am a little too addicted to youtube and the Internet , I spend about 60% of my time in PJ,s. I love Danisnotonfire and if you don't know who he is go check out his youtube channel!

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Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16469) - you deserved it (3274)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:13am - misc - by toryzhere - Canada

Today, my extremely OCD girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me because my bedroom wasn't "properly symmetrical." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (4867)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:20am - intimacy - by gtfoocd (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw my co-worker sneeze into his palm, get up, walk to my desk and smear his hand all over my computer mouse. He then went back to his desk and continued with his work. Last week we had a workplace awareness meeting about my OCD and fear of germs. FML

#17837739
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23133) - you deserved it (4643)

On 09/26/2011 at 6:37am - work - by gotanewmouse - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25133) - you deserved it (3701)

On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28114) - you deserved it (11235)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

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415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42300) - you deserved it (13768)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

#7475893
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18937) - you deserved it (5367)

On 01/21/2010 at 3:20pm - health - by imalwaystired - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 12:00am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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