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About boundbytheanimus : Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
Friday 17 October 2014