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bostonzombie21
  • Town/Country : Boston, Massachuetts
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, my superstitious girlfriend of 4 years sneezed in the middle of my proposal. She claimed it was a sign from the universe for us to break up and then immediately left. FML

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