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bosshaug
  • Town/Country : Biloxi, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 3260
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 37 posted

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Today, my "future" wife got drunk in front of my parents, who she was meeting for the first time. She called my dad a piece of shit and told my mom she wants to tear her own eyes out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28072) - you deserved it (4792)

On 10/12/2009 at 10:52am - misc - by shocked (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48318) - you deserved it (4621)

On 07/14/2009 at 6:13pm - intimacy - by bellaboop1990 (woman) - United States (New York)



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