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bosgurl90
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

#6168775 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (5589)

On 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by x (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

#5819831 (30)

I agree, your life sucks (15246) - you deserved it (2063)

On 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by Chensticles - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

#5677989 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (6800) - you deserved it (22472)

On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

#5120895 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (36820) - you deserved it (5168)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:29am - kids - by FAIL (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML

#4475773 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (45486) - you deserved it (2415)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:09pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

#2912721 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (35482) - you deserved it (7149)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

#533 (24)

I agree, your life sucks (16791) - you deserved it (1078)

On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version