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Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML
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On 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by x (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by Chensticles - Sent from a mobile version
Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 3:12am - misc - by limecat (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML
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On 09/08/2009 at 1:29am - kids - by FAIL (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I heard a girl telling her friend all about her boyfriend, John. They talked about the grocery store that he works at, and that he drives a nice yellow mustang. My boyfriend's name is John, works at that same grocery store, and drives a nice yellow mustang. FML
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On 08/12/2009 at 2:09pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
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On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my sweetheart came round to drop off some underwear which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
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On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - France (Ile-de-France)
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