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bosco_kk
  • Town/Country : Border, Mexico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 15166
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bosco_kk : I am Christian, but I always use my brain.
I dislike liars by the way.
I like videogames, movies and GREYS ANATOMY.

Want to chat? need some help? I can be your friend I guess lol

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Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (4346)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:20am - work - by paperbagofdoom (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50642) - you deserved it (2838)

On 05/28/2009 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1095043) - you deserved it (108817)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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