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born_to_lose
  • Town/Country : Moscow, Russia
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36091) - you deserved it (9466)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)



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