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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1112
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About born_to_lose : i've got myxomatosis

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2day Mah Sister Lost A Leg. Immediately After Hereing The News , Mah Boyfriend Started Cracking Jokes About Getting Her A Job At IHOP. Mega FML

Today, I Got Slappd In The Face By Mah Girlfriend With A Banana Skin, Cuz I Finishd Up The Chocolate Cake. FML

#14921394
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11741) - you deserved it (35518)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, mah mum got an looool electric car . It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of mah cat break as we reversd over it on the driveway . FML

#14919566
147 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain!! Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, ( Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends? ) FML

#14898622
185 comments

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On 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I spent the frst day of the new year helping out at an old folks home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Earnie; an 83 year old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML

#14427516
80 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

Today , I Had To Clean Bathroom Duties At Work. Someone Wrote "Merry Christmas" On The Wall In Their Own Shit. Mega FML

#14160677
106 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today...hile talking with grlfriend about dating... I learned that she has had more grlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
145 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I put mah 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she droppd her crayon. She then pausd and matter-of-factly said, ( Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things. ) FML

#13450247
99 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

#13444115
88 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding u a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
298 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

while casually sitting at a bar , a drunk biker with no teeth leand over an trid to kiss me . I'm a sailor in the Navy , but I think I screamd like a little grl . mega FML

#12617808
123 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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