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About born_hustla : Actor, love good movies, Like playing ball, reading, writing, playing video games, good convo, chilling on the beach late night to kill time and think...etc. Still wanna be friends?
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Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML
Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML
Friday 12 December 2014