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born_hustla

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  • Number of visits : 14423
  • Number of comments : 359
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About born_hustla : 🗽Actor🎭(Sag/Aftra)/Voice Over/Personal Trainer💪🏾
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born_hustla's favorite FMLs

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

#15354612
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33371) - you deserved it (3619)

On 03/17/2011 at 5:26pm - misc - by boom - United States (Maryland)

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

#15352953
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29383) - you deserved it (6796)

On 03/17/2011 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (50486)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
384 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21441) - you deserved it (94086)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40272) - you deserved it (5939)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48215) - you deserved it (14283)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

#15308003
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35506) - you deserved it (3334)

On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

#15296176
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14128) - you deserved it (71548)

On 03/13/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30393) - you deserved it (9316)

On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

#15254679
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33879) - you deserved it (5742)

On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

#15243539
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36022) - you deserved it (7578)

On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41534) - you deserved it (25372)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32476) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML

#15147046
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30635) - you deserved it (4960)

On 02/28/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML

#15147046
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30635) - you deserved it (4960)

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