Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

born_hustla

Offline (the 12/15/2014 at 6:01pm) | Search for a member

born_hustla

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8892
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About born_hustla : Actor, love good movies, Like playing ball, reading, writing, playing video games, good convo, chilling on the beach late night to kill time and think...etc. Still wanna be friends?
Kik: Pain_and_gain
Twitter: MarcSylvain

born_hustla's page activity

Visits<b>aspenmoon</b> - 24 hours ago<b>josh2014</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 5:02pm<b>srinathmatti</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 12:56am<b>countryb_cth</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 6:42am<b>TypoFairy</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 11:55pm<b>ZacPalmer</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 10:47pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 9:05pm<b>Nimor</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 8:07pm<b>sosayweall</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 4:30pm<b>bigjake</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 3:22pm<b>ilovefood17</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 2:56pm<b>Sterling_1s</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 2:35pm<b>bcoe</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 12:55pm<b>vlalam</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 12:16pm<b>ilovemonkeybutts</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 6:10am<b>TLNEW</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 5:04am<b>cheese7272</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 4:30am<b>nikkibodnarchuk</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 3:51pm

born_hustla's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of born_hustla's badges

born_hustla's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

#5110290
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51401) - you deserved it (3429)

On 09/07/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I ended up gashing my leg rather badly on the corner of a chair, fell to the ground with a very loud thud, and yelled "OH F*CK ME!!". I hobbled to the bathroom making more noise in the process. My neighbor came by and asked if I could "keep my sex noise to a minimum". FML

#4777609
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35881) - you deserved it (6883)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was getting into work, I saw a co-worker of mine walking in front of me. We're really good friends and we joke around a lot, so I jokingly whistled at him and slapped his butt. Turns out it wasn't my friend, it was the new guy. Hello, sexual harassment charges. FML

#4751132
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (14712)

On 08/23/2009 at 12:48am - work - by introuble (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

Today, my 14 year old daughter told me she's pregnant. I work as a public speaker for promoting celibacy and safe sex. FML

#4685696
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54901) - you deserved it (41479)

On 08/20/2009 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by younggrammy (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116073) - you deserved it (8809)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78875) - you deserved it (22110)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



FML's blog

  • Malec's illustrated FML
  • Life is like a box of chocolate full of piece of rabbit droppings sometimes, isn't it? OK, I'll admit that's a weird way to start an article a few days before Christmas. Let me explain: you try and get…

Friday 12 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: