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  • Number of visits : 11739
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About born_hustla : 🗽Actor🎭(Sag/Aftra)/Voice Over/Personal Trainer💪🏾
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born_hustla's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26926) - you deserved it (13242)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

#15038922
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11529) - you deserved it (42827)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30372) - you deserved it (8256)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my house got broken into for the third time. The nice police officer said that if I didn't want my house to keep being robbed I should "Fix the place up so it doesn't look like a crummy vacant building." FML

#15031237
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (8046)

On 02/18/2011 at 8:06pm - misc - by rachel - United States (California)

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

#15029375
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30683) - you deserved it (3122)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML

#15025129
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9343) - you deserved it (40662)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:33am - work - by Username -

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44241) - you deserved it (3116)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9061) - you deserved it (74841)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, I came downstairs disappointed thinking that my parents had forgotten my birthday. Turns out they didn't forget, they just couldn't be bothered to do anything for it. FML

#14928648
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (2855)

On 02/10/2011 at 10:24pm - misc - by Shivvy (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I got an email from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

#14924630
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26436) - you deserved it (2536)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:48pm - misc - by JaneVI (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

#14908981
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16596) - you deserved it (31261)

On 02/09/2011 at 1:02pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38089) - you deserved it (3161)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML

#14690774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (2735)

On 01/23/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by deepblue (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML

#14616204
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43234) - you deserved it (3386) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59428) - you deserved it (6132) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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