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About born_hustla : Actor(Sag/Atra)
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Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29002) - you deserved it (23232)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21419) - you deserved it (2471)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (3273)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

#19348653
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27621) - you deserved it (3803)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (2165)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26163) - you deserved it (4161)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28045) - you deserved it (2434)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21977) - you deserved it (4995)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28188) - you deserved it (6476)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10526) - you deserved it (63282)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27227) - you deserved it (2052)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

#19309330
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26441) - you deserved it (2268)

On 03/19/2012 at 7:43pm - animals - by bibi (woman) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied to the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML

#19298670
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26963) - you deserved it (4634)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by pwib - United States (California)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23839) - you deserved it (2407)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34131) - you deserved it (9338)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)



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