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born_hustla
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6936
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About born_hustla : Actor, love good movies, Like playing ball, reading, writing, playing video games, good convo, chilling on the beach late night to kill time and think...etc. Still wanna be friends?
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Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30497) - you deserved it (2247)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20183) - you deserved it (9624)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

#19381159
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21286) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20400) - you deserved it (1727)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18628) - you deserved it (2078)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35357) - you deserved it (2202)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7486) - you deserved it (21377)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (20388)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19348) - you deserved it (2286)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

#19355965
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16195) - you deserved it (2858)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML

#19348653
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20387) - you deserved it (2568)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Teenagegirl (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML

#19347272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24360) - you deserved it (1925)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I spotted a $100 bill on the ground. Being a little strapped for cash, I excitedly picked it up. I discovered it was one of those religious tract papers made to look like a folded bill, with a message scolding me for being greedy. FML

#19328317
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20483) - you deserved it (2992)

On 03/22/2012 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while I was on the bus to work, a morbidly obese man sat down next to me. When my stop came and I stood up to get off, he just looked at me, said with a smirk, "good luck with that," and went back to reading his paper. I missed my stop. FML

#19326564
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26574) - you deserved it (2318)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:00pm - misc - by busfail - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20320) - you deserved it (4738)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)



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