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Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

#19405476
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29686) - you deserved it (1762)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I had to call the Australian Passport office to track my passport. Turns out they lost it in the mail. A week ago, I got my dream job as a flight attendant. Without a passport they won't accept me. I lost my dream job before I even started it. FML

#19405276
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26893) - you deserved it (1903)

On 04/04/2012 at 3:51am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7260) - you deserved it (25187)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7260) - you deserved it (25187)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

#19395452
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23625) - you deserved it (2932)

On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

#19389998
166 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16777) - you deserved it (30150)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21538) - you deserved it (2951)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32739) - you deserved it (2412)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (9961)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

#19381159
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (3023)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:22am - love - by swim5 - United States (Arizona)

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23828) - you deserved it (1969)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

#19373619
71 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40230) - you deserved it (2526)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8913) - you deserved it (25232)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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