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Today, I stuck one of those "kick me" signs on my friend's back for fun, and someone took the invitation. Unfortunately, my friend whirled around and beat the shit out of him. I managed to sneak the sign off his back, but now I feel like a total asshole. FML

#21243070
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19045) - you deserved it (44517)

On 08/22/2014 at 10:35am - misc - by oops (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40130) - you deserved it (6469)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by Unknown - United States

Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read "Today, you are exactly where you should be." FML

#21089044
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36615) - you deserved it (5947)

On 03/17/2014 at 2:18pm - misc - by NotInTheRightPlace (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's house, and he was taking a shower. I had to take a crap real bad, but his apartment only has the one bathroom. I couldn't wait for him to finish, and ended having to shit in a plastic bag. FML

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209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48957) - you deserved it (21559)

On 01/29/2014 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47279) - you deserved it (3958)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39341) - you deserved it (6269)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)



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