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Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 9:31am - love - by iheartmorons - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 8:53pm - misc - by Geraldine - Canada (Yukon Territory)
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class which I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (5887)
Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by ironik970 - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)
Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by ashleyrae (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by dwhite032 - United States (Indiana)
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)
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