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  • Number of visits : 3102
  • Number of comments : 480
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About boredSOLDIER : Shits changed a lot around here. Interesting. Well I'm back to post buried comments 😊
No longer in the army, yayyyyyyy!
I'm friendly. :) so hmu if you wanna.
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine.
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Welcome to Costco, I love you.
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boredSOLDIER's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30417) - you deserved it (9151)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

#1541
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19491) - you deserved it (3497)

On 01/18/2009 at 5:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9779) - you deserved it (35629)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (2521)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

#1440
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28654) - you deserved it (8349)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19527) - you deserved it (9087)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33953) - you deserved it (2456)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9210) - you deserved it (37949)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML

#1314
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (5356)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9816) - you deserved it (25173)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

#1065
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10485) - you deserved it (47412)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24591) - you deserved it (2117)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22501) - you deserved it (2554)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)



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