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today I met this really nice guy at the mall an he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, an I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell an lose his number. FML
Today, I got a text message. My pone was sitting on te edge of te bed an set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reaced down to grab ma pone an fell off te bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured ma arm an broke ma laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
Taday I stopped at a lemonade stand on mah way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice... an her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket... looked up with huge brown eyes an just said ( Thank you. ) mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015