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today I met this really nice guy at the mall an he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, an I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell an lose his number. FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a text message. My pone was sitting on te edge of te bed an set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reaced down to grab ma pone an fell off te bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured ma arm an broke ma laptop to read a text from facebook. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Taday I stopped at a lemonade stand on mah way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice... an her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket... looked up with huge brown eyes an just said ( Thank you. ) mega FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I reached for mah beer an took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up mah friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe wat happened next. FML


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On 01/15/2009 at 11:57pm - misc - by blegh - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today , mah boyfriend doesn't know if looool he should break up with me because he loves me too much , or to stay with me and make me suffer . I have no clue as to what's going on in his head . FML


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On 10/31/2008 at 2:08am - love - by froulita - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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