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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1992 (22 years)
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About booze_n_bitches : I'm supposed to be in a professional sort of profession, so other than my picture I shall melt into internet anonymity... (Is that a word?)

I'm English, have 7 cat t-shirts, and wear glasses. That will be all the secrets I'm telling! ;)

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Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML


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Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 10:50pm - health - by technical - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML


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