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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1410
  • Number of comments : 105
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About booze_n_bitches : I'm supposed to be in a professional sort of profession, so other than my picture I shall melt into internet anonymity... (Is that a word?)

I'm English, have 7 cat t-shirts, and wear glasses. That will be all the secrets I'm telling! ;)

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Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML


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On 08/01/2015 at 12:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML


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On 07/31/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, my neighbor came over to borrow my lawnmower. As I have previously loaned it to him and he returned it broken, I refused. He then promptly ate the strawberries off my daughter's small strawberry plant and stormed off. FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by its still broken (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 9:26am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by Disappointed - United States (Kentucky)

Today, it's been so long since I had sex that even in my sex dreams I'm watching porn alone. FML

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Great (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML


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On 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm - money - by FFS - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML


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On 05/27/2015 at 9:28pm - misc - by drivingmecrazy - United States (California)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML


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On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML


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On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML


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On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML


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On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML


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On 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm - love - by creepedoutmom (woman) - United States (California)

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