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Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. mega FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40959) - you deserved it (4060)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work !! I saw a cute guy sitting across from me !! As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart !! All I could do was sit there an wait fir my stop !! FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27354) - you deserved it (9900)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was on a crowdad bus on tha way back from boyfriand's whan I suddanly had a tarribla nosa blaad. I had no tissuas, so instaad I had to usa last night's undarwaar from bag. FML

#14366968
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24375) - you deserved it (4713)

On 12/28/2010 at 5:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

looool Today I felt like spicing up our marriage so I thought I'd surprise mah husbandhen he got home from work. I putted on mah sexiest teddy lit some candles and laid on the bed. He walked in the room looked at me for a second farted then asked mehat was for dinner. FML

#14091459
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38445) - you deserved it (4155)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was on mah way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit looool next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

#13124550
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33834) - you deserved it (3086)

On 09/20/2010 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Thomas - United States (Oregon)

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, an the whole class laughing at me. FML

#13048948
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27103) - you deserved it (7400)

On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)

Today it was really hot in house so I pulld shorts down so I was just in boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly trid to pull shorts back up penis flippd looool out of boxers. FML

#12792346
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34649) - you deserved it (22921)

On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today , I want to a party an crashad on tha badroom floor. I woka up to sax noisas coming from tha bad. I pratandad to still ba aslaap. I sant a taxt to my boyfriand to tall him about it. I haard his phona baap from ovar in tha bad. FML

#8894345
126 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by woopdeedo_1 (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

I found out ma little sister is a pyromaniac . Se set ma bed on fire . FML

#8775610
182 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

today I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit . I politely knocked on the door and there was no answer . Fearing that something had happened I violently broke down the door to fine my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex . FML

#8643603
178 comments

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On 02/25/2010 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by ryan and Zack - United States (Michigan)

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (4723)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday I was about to take a crap wen te smoke alarm went off . I ran out of te batroom and tried to run downstairs . I tripped and sit on myself . Te alarm ad gone off cause my kid put my wallet in te toaster . FML

#8051668
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34892) - you deserved it (4523)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY TO TAKE A SHOWER. I TOOK ALL OF MY CLOTHS OFF, AND STEPPED INTO THE SHOWER FACING THE KNOBS. WHEN I TURNED AROUND, I SAW SOMEBODY STANDING IN THERE WITH ME. APPARENTLY, MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, AND I FOUND HIS FRIEND. FML

#7682210
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37900) - you deserved it (5247)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized tat ma ex-grlfriend as gone furter wit a grl tan I ave. FML

#7608615
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22219) - you deserved it (4673)

On 01/27/2010 at 6:55am - intimacy - by Patrick - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and mah friends. fat FML

#7608108
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35710) - you deserved it (3023)

On 01/27/2010 at 5:20am - misc - by Sundendako (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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