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Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work !! I saw a cute guy sitting across from me !! As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart !! All I could do was sit there an wait fir my stop !! FML
looool Today I felt like spicing up our marriage so I thought I'd surprise mah husbandhen he got home from work. I putted on mah sexiest teddy lit some candles and laid on the bed. He walked in the room looked at me for a second farted then asked mehat was for dinner. FML
Today, I was on mah way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit looool next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML
Today it was really hot in house so I pulld shorts down so I was just in boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly trid to pull shorts back up penis flippd looool out of boxers. FML
Today , I want to a party an crashad on tha badroom floor. I woka up to sax noisas coming from tha bad. I pratandad to still ba aslaap. I sant a taxt to my boyfriand to tall him about it. I haard his phona baap from ovar in tha bad. FML
today I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit . I politely knocked on the door and there was no answer . Fearing that something had happened I violently broke down the door to fine my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex . FML
yesterday I was about to take a crap wen te smoke alarm went off . I ran out of te batroom and tried to run downstairs . I tripped and sit on myself . Te alarm ad gone off cause my kid put my wallet in te toaster . FML
TODAY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY TO TAKE A SHOWER. I TOOK ALL OF MY CLOTHS OFF, AND STEPPED INTO THE SHOWER FACING THE KNOBS. WHEN I TURNED AROUND, I SAW SOMEBODY STANDING IN THERE WITH ME. APPARENTLY, MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, AND I FOUND HIS FRIEND. FML
Friday 27 March 2015