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by brycepetrillo / 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/02/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
by Dani / 11/28/2011 at 7:34am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/31/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by lolilovemyboyfriend / 10/19/2011 at 10:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by kewtness_17 / 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Stan / 08/29/2011 at 5:19pm / United States (California) / Health
by Courtney / 06/27/2011 at 10:10pm / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
by Catherine / 05/23/2011 at 3:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
Today, while tanning on a family cruise, I woke up to a crowd of people staring at me in disgust. Apparently, I'd fallen asleep, developed a boner, and started french-kissing the air. I had to sit through both the surveillance tapes and a grand bollocking from security in the aftermath. FML
by f*cks_sake / 05/13/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm / United States (California) / Health
by fmylife117 / 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy