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booo5
  • Town/Country : los angeles,ca, u.s
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About booo5 : Well im just a weird girl that weird things happen to me and i guess thats what makes me weird

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Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23879) - you deserved it (3803)

On 06/03/2010 at 12:47am - love - by sincerely - United States (California)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (445588) - you deserved it (30134)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (334560) - you deserved it (19467)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753737) - you deserved it (63732)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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