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  • Birth Date : Monday 15 February 1993 (22 years)
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Today I saw what mah mom handed out for trick-or-treaters last night. Toothbrushes. Yup we're that house. FML

#21289931
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33890) - you deserved it (2823)

On 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm - kids - by ThaBoss12 - United States (California)

Today, my boss is still refusing to fire my psychotic coworker,ho's made it his mission to insult, annoy, bully an threaten me every day into making me quit. My boss is convinced the guy just has ( assburger's ) an that the company would get sued if we fired him. mega FML

#21289781
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30879) - you deserved it (2881)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah girlfriand cama ovar to mah placa unannouncd . Sha slappd ma in tha faca, said, ( You son of a bitch . ) and stormd off . I hava no idaa what that was for . fat FML

#21289746
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34959) - you deserved it (4729)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, A Customer Bought Several Drill Bits. When I Asked Him, "Do You Want A Bag 4 Yur Bits?" He Just Stared At Me Uncomfortably, Apparently Thinking I Was Trying To Come Onto Him. FML

#21289001
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26501) - you deserved it (2646)

On 10/31/2014 at 10:27am - work - by hardwarekit (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend told mah four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took mah sister shopping with me!! The woman at the till said she was adorable; mah sister replid, "Thanks, fatass." big fat FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31386) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Yastarday, I found out ta guy I'va baan dating 4 5 monts is angagad to is girlfriand of 3 yaars. I found out as wa wara talking, waiting 4 im to coma outsida aftar work. FML

#21288734
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35722) - you deserved it (3103)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today, ma mom spelled ma name wit all lowercase letters. Wen I asked er y se wrote it like tat, se got pissed an snapped back, "Capitals are fir people wo amount to someting." real FML

#21288559
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32362) - you deserved it (3501)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:05pm - misc - by wow (man) - United States (California)

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28663) - you deserved it (24060)

On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

2day my little sister decidd to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML

#21287570
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39201) - you deserved it (3916)

On 10/29/2014 at 9:09am - kids - by NoColor (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with my husband, so I set up some Halloween torches to create a wild ambiance. Unfortunately our dickhead neighbours saw the glow, didn't remember that fire tends to give off smoke, and called the fire department on us. real FML

#21287079
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32755) - you deserved it (6152)

On 10/28/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by BurnedDown (woman) - United Kingdom (East Riding of Yorkshire)

TODAY, I HIT A NEW LOW POINT IN MAH LIFE WHEN I STOLE BATTERIES FROM A TOY AT THE DAYCARE I WORK AT, AN PUTTD THEM IN MAH VIBRATOR !! FML

#21286701
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26327) - you deserved it (34471)

On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

today I was being interviewed fir a grant over the phone!! When asked y I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked an yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver!! big fat FML

#21286497
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27769) - you deserved it (11614)

On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49260) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Yesterday, I stumbled across one of mah son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets r technically ( whores ) because they hook up with countless cords fir a ( charge. ) I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML

#21285975
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32746) - you deserved it (4573)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm - kids - by MySonThePoet (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, at apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stoppd his car an helpd me carry it the rest of the way. I thankd him an he askd me out. I explaind that I was marrid. He grabbd the trash bag an carrid it back to apartment. FML

#21285821
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36802) - you deserved it (4078)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States



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