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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 July 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3189
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bookgirl_7 : I like to read. A lot.

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Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23745) - you deserved it (29913)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

#19207829
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36340) - you deserved it (5438)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

#19196656
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32268) - you deserved it (4629)

On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18681) - you deserved it (47413)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13166) - you deserved it (39913)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
413 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML

#19117009
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33321) - you deserved it (5067)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28231) - you deserved it (2750)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17856) - you deserved it (32497)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28734) - you deserved it (5139)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

#18954927
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34896) - you deserved it (5365)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

#18950332
35 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 4:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37344) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

#18844690
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34005) - you deserved it (3631)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47304) - you deserved it (4840)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India



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