About bookgirl_7 : I like to read. A lot.
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Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML
by Hannah / 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by virginkiller / 03/03/2012 at 8:23am / Singapore / Intimacy
by Rachel / 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
by district12 / 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2012 at 4:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Shameful / 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
- Today, I realized I despise most of my friends and will do anything to avoid them. Including hiding… Today, my husband and I planned to spend the day helping my mother move...until his mother made a… Today I found out that my mom who died 3 weeks ago left nothing to me in her will, and the security…