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Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

#992222
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124176) - you deserved it (7221)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17316) - you deserved it (56170)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML

#4294
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7293) - you deserved it (30777)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:25pm - love - by oicwydt - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41188) - you deserved it (9818)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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