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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11068
  • Number of comments : 597
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About boofgall : Hey, I guess I'm somewhat a regular here. Facts about me? Okay!
I love exercising, running, eating pesto and cleaning (I know, I know..). FML is daily nutrition. Aren't you glad know this stuff now?

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boofgall's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (75574) - you deserved it (19522)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (132416) - you deserved it (7815)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

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