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boo1818
  • Town/Country : calgary, canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 March 2001 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 87
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About boo1818 : ~no one is perfect, deal with it~
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Today, I took my younger sister to see Santa for a photo. Santa insisted that I was in the photo too. I wasn't sure why he made such a big deal about it until he groped me while the photo was being taken. FML

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (655800) - you deserved it (48802)

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