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About bongsewer : hey. C= i'm alyssa.
yes, i'm aware that my username is stupid to the extreme xD
my best friend aka MASTER is a badass:D we have asum convos and im glad he's around
i draw, write, ride horses, smoke, walk around barefoot, sing, play guitar, belly dance, and take pics.
message me and we'll talk!
peace :D

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Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33041) - you deserved it (6996)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

#14560893
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28276) - you deserved it (3283)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31801) - you deserved it (3278)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

#14494022
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (3356)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:41am - love - by bunnyyy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (9671)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31910) - you deserved it (6451)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35062) - you deserved it (8698)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

#14212477
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11554) - you deserved it (30305)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I woke up to the sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend, who I had broken up with the day before, had set my car on fire. I had just finished restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

#14212180
146 comments

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

#14138501
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31239) - you deserved it (8288)

On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

#14130946
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9367) - you deserved it (29182)

On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend refused to have his hair treated against lice, because "men don't have lice". FML

#14130110
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26445) - you deserved it (3356)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML

#14126104
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33956) - you deserved it (9461)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

#14086848
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27906) - you deserved it (3028)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by unemployable (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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