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About bongsewer : hey. C= i'm alyssa.
yes, i'm aware that my username is stupid to the extreme xD
my best friend aka MASTER is a badass:D we have asum convos and im glad he's around
i draw, write, ride horses, smoke, walk around barefoot, sing, play guitar, belly dance, and take pics.
message me and we'll talk!
peace :D

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Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today,hen I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for looool him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. real FML

#14560893
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28496) - you deserved it (3307)

On 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm - kids - by tatortot7707 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MA ROOMMATE FLAT-IRONING IS PUBIC AIR.

#14524101
134 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me Via Text Message. You Would Think He Could At Least Spell Mah Name Righthile Ending Our Relationship. Mega FML

#14494022
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31378) - you deserved it (3376)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:41am - love - by bunnyyy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work !! I saw a cute guy sitting across from me !! As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart !! All I could do was sit there an wait fir my stop !! FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27354) - you deserved it (9900)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, mah husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows . FML

#14356876
116 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was listening to musichile I wrappd Christmas presents. All was going wellhen the music was cut off, literally. I snippd the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

#14212477
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11872) - you deserved it (30870)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I woke up to te sound of sirens. My ex-girlfriend,o I ad broken up wit te day before, ad set ma car on fire. I ad just finised restoring it. I was going to insure it today. FML

#14212180
148 comments

Yesterday, I broke up wit my boyfriend. He ten told me tat e will love me forever, wait fir me and will follow me to te ends of te eart. Apparently, tat means standing outside my door and calling my ouse pone every five minutes. It's been 3 ours straigt now. FML

#14138501
188 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, while driving home with mah boyfriend, we startd discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML

#14130946
167 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day mah boyfriend refusd to have his hair treatd against lice because "men don't have lice"!! big fat FML

#14130110
126 comments

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On 12/08/2010 at 9:56am - health - by scratchy (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today hile working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I askd him to move and he ignord me continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyd and startd to yell at him. After a few minutes I realizd he was dead. mega FML

#14126104
111 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I Built A Snowman. When I'd Finishd , I Went Inside To Get A Scarf And Carrot Fir The Nose. As I Came Back Outside , A Snowplough Ran It Over , And The Driver Wavd At Me. FML

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

#14086848
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28129) - you deserved it (3043)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by unemployable (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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