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About bongsewer : hey. C= i'm alyssa.
yes, i'm aware that my username is stupid to the extreme xD
my best friend aka MASTER is a badass:D we have asum convos and im glad he's around
i draw, write, ride horses, smoke, walk around barefoot, sing, play guitar, belly dance, and take pics.
message me and we'll talk!
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Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML
On 12/15/2010 at 11:34am - misc - by hotride -
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML
Today, while working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked him to move and he ignored me, continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started to yell at him. After a few minutes I realized he was dead. FML