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About bongsewer : hey. C= i'm alyssa.
yes, i'm aware that my username is stupid to the extreme xD
my best friend aka MASTER is a badass:D we have asum convos and im glad he's around
i draw, write, ride horses, smoke, walk around barefoot, sing, play guitar, belly dance, and take pics.
message me and we'll talk!
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Today,hen I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for looool him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. real FML
Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work !! I saw a cute guy sitting across from me !! As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart !! All I could do was sit there an wait fir my stop !! FML
On 12/15/2010 at 11:34am - misc - by hotride -
Yesterday, I broke up wit my boyfriend. He ten told me tat e will love me forever, wait fir me and will follow me to te ends of te eart. Apparently, tat means standing outside my door and calling my ouse pone every five minutes. It's been 3 ours straigt now. FML
Today hile working as a hotel guard I found a homeless man lying in the grass. I askd him to move and he ignord me continuing to lie there with his head resting on his arms and a big smile on his face. I got annoyd and startd to yell at him. After a few minutes I realizd he was dead. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015