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Taday mah five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Beho you want to be B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turnd to me and said "Mom I want to be a hooker." FML
2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with mah boyfriend . I was bored so I decided to mess around . So I putted down mah remote and unbuttoned his pants . Two minute in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you . Beside your way better at video games." FML
Today... I went to a movie wit ma boyfriend. In te lobby... I asked y te glasses were not working. I said... ( Do tey only work inside te teater? ) My boyfriend replied... ( 3-D glasses just work inside te movie... everyting else in te World is pretty muc 3-D. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015