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2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML


I agree, your life sucks (123613) - you deserved it (75599)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I found out that the girl I've been dating online fir over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (103580) - you deserved it (275796)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today I was on top of my boyfriend aving sex and I was looking away doing my ting. Wen I lookd back my boyfriend ad eadpones on and was playing air drums. FML

Today, I was playing Xbox live with mah boyfriend . I was bored so I decided to mess around . So I putted down mah remote and unbuttoned his pants . Two minute in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you . Beside your way better at video games." FML


I agree, your life sucks (71351) - you deserved it (11904)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I went to a movie wit ma boyfriend. In te lobby... I asked y te glasses were not working. I said... ( Do tey only work inside te teater? ) My boyfriend replied... ( 3-D glasses just work inside te movie... everyting else in te World is pretty muc 3-D. ) FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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