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Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number I said 'Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number'. So many girls have given me that number, I memorized it. FML

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161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52506) - you deserved it (6031)

On 06/02/2009 at 1:41am - love - by toobad (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50961) - you deserved it (8351)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62508) - you deserved it (7946)

On 05/19/2009 at 6:13am - misc - by notnerb - New Zealand (Auckland)



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