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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bomber747 : Kik me @ cookiemonster2554

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Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53360) - you deserved it (4141)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48303) - you deserved it (13784)

On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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