About bombasticbrit12 : Let's see... I'm sarcastic a lot. I read, get crafty, or play battlefield 3 in most of my spare time. I'm a very blunt person.
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by Anonymous / 08/04/2012 at 2:00am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
by pimpslaprequired / 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/03/2012 at 6:50pm / Mexico (Tabasco) / Health
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
by opinaise / 08/02/2012 at 9:00am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed and told the rest of my family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, my mother screamed, "We have had that toilet brush for twenty-six years!" FML
by SLAB_GIRL15 / 08/01/2012 at 3:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by lotd / 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Miscellaneous
by mcase / 07/31/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Kids
by ryanharp2 / 07/27/2012 at 1:05am / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by memphis201 / 07/26/2012 at 1:20pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/25/2012 at 6:54am / United States (California) / Kids
by My_Name_Is_Zach / 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
by Raaaaage / 07/22/2012 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Luna / 07/21/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
by Bontempi / 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm / France / Miscellaneous