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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1992 (22 years)
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About bombasticbrit12 : Let's see... I'm sarcastic a lot. I read, get crafty, or play battlefield 3 in most of my spare time. I'm a very blunt person.

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Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18619) - you deserved it (6436)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

#4977
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37322) - you deserved it (2129)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20965) - you deserved it (5671)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (2403)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

#1427
38 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:31am - misc - by Pakundo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
37 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my man and I were having sex on edge of bed. We were using chocolate spread and I was riding him. When we were done, he got up and I noticed a long brown line on the edge of the bed. I knelt down to smell it. It was NOT chocolate. FML

#1001
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51551) - you deserved it (7195)

On 01/12/2009 at 11:19am - intimacy - by Poopy - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48260) - you deserved it (2442)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
61 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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