About bombasticbrit12 : Let's see... I'm sarcastic a lot. I read, get crafty, or play battlefield 3 in most of my spare time. I'm a very blunt person.
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by tiredofthis / 10/10/2012 at 1:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by jack / 10/08/2012 at 2:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
by Jex / 10/06/2012 at 6:04am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
by monkers / 10/06/2012 at 3:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 2:22pm / United Kingdom (Wokingham) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/05/2012 at 1:49am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
by Jake / 10/02/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML
by screw life / 10/01/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, we had movers come in to take all of our stuff as the final step to our move to the States. We have our flight scheduled for tomorrow evening. Thing is, they accidentally took my carry-on bag without my knowledge. In that carry-on there was a little something called a passport. FML
by bluefrisky / 09/29/2012 at 3:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by mustachioed / 09/29/2012 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/28/2012 at 2:06pm / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…