About bombasticbrit12 : Let's see... I'm sarcastic a lot. I read, get crafty, or play battlefield 3 in most of my spare time. I'm a very blunt person.
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by Saduglydad / 12/12/2012 at 11:05am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, my husband ran a nice warm bubble bath with extra bubbles. I undressed and slid down into the tub only to have the most ungodly pain go up my backside. Turns out he knocked his razor into the water when he added the bubbles. I now have two butt cracks. FML
by Cracky / 11/27/2012 at 9:32am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
by vanillatwilight2 / 11/20/2012 at 11:50pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by schooyou101 / 11/17/2012 at 8:34am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/14/2012 at 4:28pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML
by KtSue / 11/12/2012 at 12:25am / United States / Health
Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML
by Eganstein / 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm / United States / Love
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
by sad / 11/05/2012 at 2:02am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
by for fuck sake dad / 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love
by Midnightpearls / 11/02/2012 at 11:39am / United States / Health
Today, I texted my boyfriend saying that I couldn't wait for him to get home and see my costume, and that I had dressed up as a naked lady. He texted back asking if I could dress up as someone who was making dinner instead. FML
by okay._. / 11/01/2012 at 3:54am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/01/2012 at 12:24am / United States (New Mexico) / Love
by you / 10/30/2012 at 3:46pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Andrew / 10/30/2012 at 2:08am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Monkey / 10/27/2012 at 11:02am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, while in a CROWDED restaurant, my mother asked my grandfather what he was going in to order.… Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop… Today, I was asked out by the guy of my dreams only to be dumped 2 minutes later because his best…
- Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…