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About bojh1998 : I'm 15, I'm young. I don't have much life experience and I think life sucks. Then I come on FML and realize life isn't so bad, other people have it worse. Soccer and school are my main focuses. I love being active and spending quality time with friends and family. I don't comment, I get my thrill just looking at all the witty, comical, and downright stupid comments on this site.

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Today, I turned 30. While all my friends are getting married, furthering careers and having children, I'm still sat around being as immature as I was as a teenager. I'm going through a classic case of premature age-jaculation. I laughed for 10 minutes after coming up with that. FML

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79941) - you deserved it (8255)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25590) - you deserved it (6766)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8902) - you deserved it (53366)

On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22617) - you deserved it (1755)

On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14918) - you deserved it (134683)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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