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bodneyy
  • Town/Country : Petaluma, United States of Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 December 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 484
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43912) - you deserved it (2272)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38388) - you deserved it (5395)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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